Ambivalence toward being single

(tongue in cheek)
A married guy at the office said to me today, “You single guys have it so easy”.
While there is some merit to this little titbit of wisdom, I failed to see how this had anything to do with me as I have been in a relationship for close on 3 years.
It really is [...]

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Six shooter

1. Ever spotted the perfect parking spot only to discover it is the lost breeding ground of abandoned shopping trolleys? Yeah, it happened to me on Saturday. So here a shout-out to the mo-fos who could not be bothered to return the shopping trolleys to their proper place. How about I take a dump on [...]

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First Impressions

People Are Strange When You’re A Stranger” — Jim Morrison (The Doors)
On Sunday evening [S] and I went out to dinner with one of her co-workers and her husband. They had just moved to Johannesburg from another part of the country and were eager to make new friends. I was initially not keen on the [...]

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Life with Venus

Sometimes women are too polite and conflicted for their own good, especially when it comes to their girl friends. As a consequence they are doomed to suffer in silence which will inevitably lead to an early(?) death… or an ulcer or something equally nasty. Oh wait… that is what men do!
Nevrtheless, let me illustrate.
My gf [...]

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Lucky Luke?

I don’t have anything significant to blog about, but I feel compelled to post something. Well, actually I do… I could do the “8 things about me” meme I got tagged with, or do a follow up on Saturday’s funeral, but I don’t I am too lazy to do that.
Instead I will share with you [...]

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Dreaded weekend

I have blogged about my irrational fear of dead people before. Necrophobia or the fear of dead people as it is called is the bane of my life. Other than that, I am perfectly normal… he he.
It seems silly that a grown man should feel this way and I know it is completely irrational, but [...]

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Phone sex… (hand me the lubrication)

I was just about to sit down and have dinner last night, when my cell phone started ringing. The LCD said it was from a private number. My first instinct was not to answer at all, but then I thought it might be important, so I answered anyway.
“Good evening, sir” said the voice on the [...]

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It’s just not cricket

I hate using public rest-rooms… for no particular reason other than the fact that they are public.
Here’s one thing I can definitely do without: When I’m standing at a urinal, I do not need the guy at the urinal next to me letting out moans and groans of deep satisfaction as he goes about his business. [...]

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