To share or not to share

My buddy Brad fancies himself to be quite the quintessential modern man. As do I for that matter… although I am not sure what merit there is in being the quintessential modern man.
We had a discussion the other day about honesty and openness in a relationship. It all started with me telling him that [...]

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The best thing I’ve heard all day

Woman1:  I am so tired of her negative comments and condescending attitude. She is without a doubt the nastiest person I know.
Woman 2: You should kick her in the ovaries!
Woman 1: I don’t think she has any.
Ouch… and I always thought men are the aggressive species. Guess I could be wrong.

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Licensed to cook

The cooking classes came to an end last weekend and I now have a brand new certificate to hang on my wall. The Chitster… culinary maestro extraordinaire.
I was also voted the guys least likely to become a restaurant chef by my fellow classmates. It means a lot to me that I made such a good [...]

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Playing in the traffic

I was driving along the M2 north with my niece the other day when we passed one of those trucks that transports motorcars from one place to another. This one had about 10 cars on it. All of them brand new.
SHE (sighing): The poor cars…
ME (baffled): What is that [C]? Is everything ok?
SHE: I feel sorry [...]

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Last man standing is a woman

I read an interesting (in the gloomy sense) article in a magazine a while back. Basically it dealt with the demise of the Y-chromosome and the growing phenomenon amongst a certain group women authors that men are doomed to extinction and that women would be better off without them
My first reaction when I read the article [...]

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Time warp…

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once – Albert Einstein
Why is it when you are in a hurry to do something, someone else is there to slow you down or prevent you from doing what you want to do. It is as if the universe conspires against you [...]

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I am minion, Hear me roar…

I love it when my boss calls me to his office to have a strategic conversation about the projects I am working on. He is s one of those people who have the uncanny ability to do both sides of a conversation… by himself.
You know the type. He would ask you a question in the [...]

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Hello world!

Brain injected. Dialogue Engaged.
I’ve reserved my soapbox. Next step… migrate!!

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All decked out in black & and white

I attended an Awards function with the gf last night. The event was sponsored by the company she works for. Black tie. The perfect gentleman. It hurts just thinking about it.
I was not looking forward to going, but the matter of my attendance was not negotiable. That much was made clear from the start.
I haven’t [...]

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