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All the signs are there… this guy has to call it a day and find something else that he is better at!
This story had me laughing so loudly, I almost crapped(?) myself.

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I pirate Hollywood

This t-shirt says a lot while saying nothing at all, basically allowing the symbols to do the talking.
In view of South Africa’s rich “heritage” of selling pirate dvd’s at flea markets and at traffic lights… hehehe… perhaps we could get the guys to wear these T-shirts.
I am getting one and wearing it to the movies [...]

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Served cold with a smidgen of wild honey

I‘ve just discovered (rediscovered) a great pick-me-upper. Revenge!!! Yep, you heard me… sweetheart… Revenge.
I have discovered that the “healing” power of revenge does wonders for one’s self esteem and personality… it truly does. I feel like a new man today now that I finally got even with someone who really deserves it. There is nothing [...]

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What’s in a name?

Apparently a helluva lot more than I thought!
This has got to suck!!

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Supermarket sketch

I hate strangers who try and chat to me in supermarket queues.
If I wanted to talk to someone in a supermarket queue, I would have dressed up for the occasion and be sipping on a vodka martini while the cashier rings up the items in my shopping trolley.
Let’s face it, but I am least likely [...]

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I plead guilty

Aahh… I return to work after completing my merciless killing spree… killing and devouring chocolate bunnies and chicks that is. And what a massacre it was as my fellow human beings and I embarked on a rampage only rivaled by the carnage on our national roads.
I may be a cold-blooded killer, but I am a [...]

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Harumph!

Well, I have about an hour to go and then it is off for the long weekend. At least it will signal the end of what can best be described as the “the working week from hell”. Why on earth I bothered to come to work is a mystery to me, but I seem to [...]

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Running of the Nudes?

I saw this in yesterday’s paper and it made me laugh out loud. I dunno which would be worse… the exploitation of this bulls or being visually “accosted” by a barrage of streakers as they make their way though the streets of Pamplona. Although the “perve value” alone may make it seem a worthwhile cause [...]

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… And justice next door?

Pretoria – South Africa has to remain vigilant against new manifestations of corruption, President Thabo Mbeki said in Pretoria on Tuesday.
“…all of us know that those intent on committing crime will continuously seek new ways and means to beat the law enforcement system,” he told government, business and civil society representatives.
“…we have a particular responsibility [...]

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Letter fun

Spelling words with flckr is fun
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